We love our Pancake Puppies but that doesn’t mean we won’t shame them when they’re acting up.
You okay, Denny’s?
why hello there
reblog my asstree goddamnit
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
oh you can see exactly how this became a thing
This pictures kind of strange… x3 #draenei
((Send me “Conserve water!” and my character will react to yours jumping in the shower with them.))
The rustling of the curtain wasnt anything Mira was foreign to, turning to see Emi covering herself like every inch of her hadnt already been explored. With nothing more than a chuckle Mira pulled her little pet close, instantly squirting some shampoo in what was left of her hair, lathering it up and massaging her scalp. “How can someone who barely gets touched get so disgusting? Maybe you should try bathing more than just when I threaten to let you go or withhold favors from you until the stench of sweat is gone.”
Mira chuckled, shaking her head before tugging gently on Emi’s hair letting the water run over her face for a few seconds before putting it back over her soapy locks. “You are such a spaz, you know that?” Her brow lifted as Emi moved her arms, smirking, “And you are terrible at keeping yourself hidden.” Her nail clicked on the single nipple ring adorning her left breast, letting her finger run across her chest to the other, “And lop-sided. So much to get fixed on my little toy. At least we got one thing taken care of already.”
With a smile she rinsed out the rest of the soap, admiring the new haircut, flopping the wet strands to each side, seeing what she liked best on her. She hummed delightfully, proud of the change and her ability to make it happen even though she knew there wasnt much Emi wouldnt do with the amount of debt she was in. Without hesitation she grabbed some soap and started on her own body, rubbing up against the back of her pet to clean her, draping her arms over the rogue’s shoulders, nipping gently at her ear before whispering, “Oh honey, you smell terrible still. Going to have to give you a full rub down at this rate…”
Emilicie hissed when abruptly pulled under the water, not reacting very well to the water being sprayed directly in her face. Wrinkling her nose, she wiped the water from her eyes with one hand, “You’re a bitch.” The rogue’s eyes narrowed, “How am I terrible at hiding!? You put a damn collar on me to stop me from being able to hide, and I wasn’t trying to hide when I got in the shower! Light damned moron.” Her face contorted in surprise as she felt Mira’s fingers tease her piercing, gasping quietly as a blush burned onto her cheeks. “I’m not lop-sided,” she muttered, though her voice sounded far more embarrassed than angry, “I didn’t want the other one done.. on purpose.” For a rogue, she was quite terrible at lying sometimes.
Emilicie tried not to sound too happy as Mira helped ‘clean’ her, shivering as she felt the other elf’s front rubbing against her back. Another quiet gasp escaped her when her long ear was nipped, biting her lip as Mira cooed into her ear, “I do not sme—” She stopped mid-protest as Adamira finished her sentence.
Normally she had to pay for this kind of treatment.
“I said to Viggo, ‘I’m gonna put the camera down the hillside a little bit. Can you try to kick the helmet close to the lens? Because it will look great if it just flies past us.’”
“And so Viggo did 4 takes. He boots this helmet. And then he let out the scream. I thought, ‘Wow! This is strong. This is like Aragorn is just in total grief at what’s happened to Merry and Pippin. This is really cool.’ He didn’t say anything to us…but we found out that Viggo had actually broken 2 toes with that last kick. Viggo actually feeling that pain, and turned that into a performance. He stayed in the character of Aragorn.”
I may have a table at ECCC this year, so planning last minute prints of my fav comic ladies.
Regardless: That Storm print is happening.
I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’oh my god
Although the thing about that Gnome in the new Boost to 90 trailer is like I can’t even believe he’s Level 61 at all.
He’s a warrior but he’s out in Tanaris in leather armor.
No one said he was a GOOD warrior >.>
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
[THROWS ROCKS AT YOUR HOUSE] ORCS [BURSTS THROUGH YOUR FRONT DOOR] ORCS [GETS MUD ALL OVER YOUR LIVING ROOM CARPET] ORCS ORCS ORCS [RUNS UP TO YOUR COMPUTER DESK] [STARES AT YOU WITH AN INTENSE EXPRESSION ON MY FACE] [SCREAMS] ORRRRCCCCCSSSSSSSS [KICKS YOU IN THE CHEST THEN KICKFLIPS OUT YOUR WINDOW, GETTING SHATTERED GLASS EVERYWHERE] [MUFFLED ORCS IN THE DISTANCE]
CALM DOWN METZEN JFC WE CANT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE
In Theory: Hello there potential friend, I noticed we have a lot of similar interests! Let us talk about these interests and make merry, as functional human beings do!